thepicketfencecliche | spamalot } { of princess deputies and setting the bar

Parrish: [how he got roped into watching Dina for the night, he has no clue. But he did. And because of that, then is a deputy asleep on the couch with a tiny four year old curled up in his arms. Brave is on the television and Parrish is totally wearing a tutu and has nail polish on. But it kept the kid happy so...]

Lydia: [is coming home late from class and when she stumbles on to THAT particular scene, she can't help but pause and smile. Once she finishes, however, she makes her way closer to see if the little girl is still awake] Dina?

Dina: [stirs a bit, blinking her big blue eyes up at Lydia and gives her a sleepy smile] Hi Auntie Lydia...

Lydia: Hi, sweetie. Did you have fun with Jordan today?

Dina: Uh huh. We played cops and princesses.

Lydia: Wow that sounds a lot of fun. But I think you look pretty ready for bed, what about you?

Dina: But you woke me up. I was already asleep. [pouts]

Lydia: I was waking you up so I could get you upstairs, silly goose. It's late.

Dina: [whimpers because she is nice and comfy] Why can't I sleep here?

Lydia: Because I'm pretty sure Jordan's going to want to go back to his bed too.

Dina: [looks at the pretty deputy] He is a very pretty princess.

Lydia: [nods as she scoops her up] He is. You did an excellent job.

Dina: [yeah, will just snuggle into her neck]

Lydia: [and she will take her upstairs and get her into bed, tucking her in with a small smile] Just as comfy?

Dina: Uh huh [cuddles up with her pony doll]

Lydia: Good. [she leans forward to kiss the top of her head] Good night, sweetie.

Dina: [yeah, she's already back out]

Lydia: [smiles softly before making her way downstairs to wake the other princess, but this time she'll do it with a kiss]

Parrish: [oh hey, that wasn't the child, was it? Because that felt like Lydia lips. His eyes open up and he looks at her and smiles] Hey gorgeous.

Lydia: [smiles a bit as she pulls back] So that does work.

Parrish: Huh? [still a bit sleepy, so help him out here]

Lydia: Kiss the sleeping princess awake?

Parrish: [blinks, and then looks down to see that yup, still in the tutu] Princess Deputy, thank you. [small smirk]

Lydia: My mistake. Princess Deputy.

Parrish: You better remember it. Otherwise I will have to take away your cookies until you behave.

Lydia: I promise, I will be a very good girl.

Parrish: That's what I like to hear. [he goes to tug at the tutu] Did you know these things were that stretchy?

Lydia: Given that I was a little girl once, yes.

Parrish: [looks at his nails] She totally did this after I fell asleep....

Lydia: [laughs] I'm sure she did. Want me to get it off for you?

Parrish: Please. It totally clashes with my badge.

Lydia: [nods before taking his hand to guide him up to their room]

Parrish: [and he's totally trying to get out of the tutu] You may have to cut me out of this, babe. I don't know if I can breathe much longer.

Lydia: [laughs] We'll figure it out. Let's just get upstairs.

Parrish: [and he will make it upstairs. He's also checking himself out in a hall mirror and grateful for the lack of makeup]

Lydia: [sits him on the edge of the bed and goes into the bathroom for the nail polish remover]

Parrish: So how was your class?

Lydia: Good. [grabs a cotton ball and tips to the bottle to get some on it, before reaching for his hand] Mostly business as usual.

Parrish: So nothing interesting?

Lydia: [shakes her head] I was mostly lecturing. So on my end pretty boring. I'm sure my students were ... incredibly riveted.

Parrish: Oh, I'm sure they were. But not all of them with the math.

Lydia: [a bit of a teasing look as she finishes he first hand before moving to his opposite side to clean the second]

Parrish: I mean come on, of course some of them have to be hot for teacher.

Lydia: Well, unfortunately for them, aside from the fact that it's incredibly unethical, I'm spoken for.

Parrish: Oh? Who do I need to go beat up?

Lydia: I'd really rather you didn't. He's quite pretty and I'm rather fond of his face without bruises attached.

Parrish: Well, then I guess I'll just have to make sure you forget all about that one and think about me. Just without the tutu.

Lydia: I would love to see you try. He's very impressive.

Parrish: Oh? I guess I'll have to be more impressive.

Lydia: I'll be happy to see you rise to the challenge.

Parrish: Is that so? I guess all I have to ask... are my nails done?

Lydia: [nods before holding up his hand for him to see] All clean. [And she will deftly put the nail polish remover on the bed side table so that they don't spill acetone all over the comforter]

Parrish: Good. [and he's going to perform a striptease now, and trying to actually get all the clothes off.... except for the tutu]

Lydia: [is totally just going to sit back and enjoy it - and can't help but smirk when the tutu's all that's left] Still need a hand with that?

Parrish: I did say I was going to need your help getting it off.

Lydia: [nods before pushing up on her knees and gesturing for him to come closer]

Parrish: [and he's going to saunter closer] I know it's not the gun belt, but I'm totally feeling pretty right about now.

Lydia: [laughs as she goes to help him wiggle out of it, and eventually she shoves it down to the ground without doing too much damage] There. No harm done.

Parrish: Thank you. [and he's going to grin and playfully tackle her onto the bed]

Lydia: [she laughs as she lets him take her down, shifting comfortably underneath him before leaning in to kiss him]

Parrish: [kisses her back, his hand going to start and strip her from her clothes as well, because naked is better]

Lydia: [naked is much better and if he waited too long, she might have been concerned. Once her clothes are far away, she shifts so that her legs are bracketing his hips, drawing him in closer]

Parrish: [and he's going to kiss her hard, his hand looking for a condom because he is already nice and hard from their play]

Lydia: [her hand goes with him, slipping into the nightstand to find one. she presses it into his hand and pushes her hips up against him, just as ready]

Parrish: [and give him ten seconds to suit up, and he will be pulling her into his lap, shifting to sit up against the headboard and sliding up and into her]

Lydia: [she shifts to settle comfortably against him, her forehead resting against his as she gets her bearings. Once she does, she leans in to kiss him again, letting her hips rock against his]

Parrish: [and his hands are going to grab her ass, helping grind them together as he thrust up into her. He kisses her deeply, enjoying the taste of her lips]

Lydia: [she holds the kiss for as long as she can until she starts to pick up speed, pushing herself closer to the edge]

Parrish: [and he will kiss along her jaw, neck and then kissing her breasts as he leans her back a bit to give her a better angle]

Lydia: [she gasps at the change in the angle, and there's a pleased sound that follows, picking up speed as she goes]

Parrish: [and he's going to switch breasts and when he feels like he's close, his hand is going to snake around to start rubbing at her clit, giving her that extra bit of stimulation]

Lydia: [it's not long before she's hitting that peak, her fingers gripping his shoulders tightly as she collapses against him]

Parrish: [and he's there with her, and rests his head against her shoulder] God I love you.

Lydia: [there's still a part of her that freezes when he says that, not really sure at first how to respond to it, but eventually she melts into a small smile] I love you too.

Parrish: [smiles and turns his head to kiss her]

Lydia: [kisses him back, before pulling off him slowly to settle next to him]

Parrish: [wraps one arm around her, the other gently running up and down her arm] I should have asked you if you had eaten when you got home.

Lydia: [shakes her head] I'm okay. I had something before I left campus.

Parrish: Good. So should we stay up until Stiles and Cora get home?

Lydia: [considers for a moment, before shaking her head] The doors are locked and Dina's door is open. We should just get dressed in case she needs us.

Parrish: I'll crack our door too so we can hear. [and he gets up to find his sleep pants and then crack the door open]

Lydia: [goes to grab a nightgown for herself and once she's dressed she climbs back into bed, waiting for him to join her]

Parrish: [and he's going to snuggle back up with her] Sadly, I have the morning shift, or I'd be up for round two and three.

Lydia: [smiles softly] That's alright. We'll just get back to it later.

Parrish: So, bedtime. [kisses her gently, pulling her into his arms to sleepy times]

Lydia: [yep, to sleep they go]