spamalot } { of mother's day and new puppies

[littlebitscary]

Liam: [he woke up early on Mother's Day and snuck to his sister's room to gather her before they head out. They have a mission and the vet is waiting for them with the puppy that has now been neutered and caught up to date on all his shots and stuff. Lucy gets to walk him home, trying to keep the puppy moving and not sniffing every tree on the way back. When they get back to the apartment, Liam picks the wiggly puppy up and carries him inside the elevator] Now remember, Lucy, we let the puppy run into Mom's room first.

Lucy: I know. [she gives the leash a soft tug to try and get the puppy back on track]

Puppy: [wiggle wiggle no I wanna run!!!!!]

Lucy: [NOPE PUPPY GET WITH THE PROGRAM] Do you think Mommy will like her?

Liam: I think she will love him. Maybe more than the both of us.

Lucy: Mommy says she loves me more than anything.

Liam: She tells me that too. [sticks his tongue out at her]

Lucy: I don't think she'll love a puppy more than us.

Liam: [and ding the elevator gets to the penthouse] I guess we'll find out.

Lucy: [nods and off they will go to let the puppy into their mother's room veeeeeeeeeeeery quietly. not that they need to be werewolf quiet because their mother is human]

Derek: [and he is full aware of what they are doing and will stay fake sleeping]

Puppy: [oh look a bed he is going to try and jump up at it to get at the hand that is hanging down but he's too little and is going to just put his paws on the side of the bed and lick the hand hanging there]

Fiona: [wrinkles her nose as she feels her hand getting wet. and thinking it's her husband because who else would it be] Babe, this is not sexy.

Puppy: [and there will be a puppy bark and more licking. HELLO LADY WHO TASTES LIKE TREATS]

Fiona: [and at that, her eyes fly open because what]

Puppy: [and she will see this fluffy face looking up at her]

Fiona: [she doesn't know what to think really, but her fingers will shift to scritching on instinct] Where did you come from?

Puppy: [oh scritches he loves that he is going to lean into her hand, tail wagging hard as he keeps trying to lick her hand even though she's petting him with it and that will make him topple over with a yelp]

Liam: [watching through the crack in the door with a grin]

Fiona: [oh no that's too cute. and she'll shift to reach down and pick him up to pull him into bed with her]

Derek: [and nope, he can't fake sleep and will roll onto his back] Hello puppy.

Fiona: Was this your brainchild or was this all the kids?

Derek: Not guilty.

Liam: [holds out his hand to give Lucy a high five]

Fiona: Mmmm. [she's still totally giving the puppy scritches though, because he is a good boy]

Puppy: [and he's going to wiggle and want to lick her face and explore the bed and OMG THIS IS AWESOME]

Fiona: [and she will keep him from wandering too far but he can lick her face all he wants]

Derek: I'm going to go make breakfast while you... get slobbered on.

Fiona: [she laughs and nods, before leaning back in bed to get to know her new puppy] So what am I gonna call you?

Puppy: [no idea what you're saying, lady. But there's an itch on my butt and I'm going to try and bite it]

Fiona: [very logical choice] How do you feel about Ziggy?

Puppy: [grr grr grr stupid itchy butt gonna wiggle around in a circle]

Fiona: That's a no. How aboooooout Jude?

Puppy: [ok butt done but what is this thing moving on his butt must try and get it!]

Fiona: Oooooor Levon?

Puppy: [and he is going to just tumble off her into Derek's spot on the bed]

Fiona: [she laughs a bit at that] You're not giving me a whole lot of options here, kid. How about Johnny?

Puppy: [and he's going to look up at her with heavy panting. playing hard]

Fiona: Ahhh, I think we have a winner, don't we Johnny B. Goode.

Puppy: Bark!

Fiona: Johnny it is. Let's go get you downstairs and introduce you to the rest of the kids. [and she scoops him up to head downstairs]

Derek: [is making pancakes while Liam is entertaining the kids with a video game.]

Fiona: [puts the puppy down so he can go barrel into the kids]

Liam: Puppy alert! [is glad he got wireless controllers]

Lucy: HI PUPPY. [she doesn't really care about your video games, sorry, Liam]

Jacob: Pup! [wants to pet the puppy]

Lucy: You have to be gentle, Jacob, okay?

Jacob: Uh huh. [gentle pets the puppy]

Liam: [gets up and goes over to Fiona] Happy Mother's Day.

Fiona: Thank you. [goes to hug him, and then louder, for the little kids] His name is Johnny B. Goode.

Derek: Go Johnny go. [puts a cup of coffee on the island for her with a flower threaded through the handle]

Lucy: That's a really long name.

Fiona: Well we're going to call him Johnny for short.

Jacob: Pup!

Liam: [laughs] Or Pup, it seems.

Fiona: I think he'll manage to respond to both. [to Liam] Was this your idea?

Liam: Mostly. I asked Dad first to see if he thought you were ready.

Fiona: Well thank you. He seems like he's a good pooch.

Liam: Well, Lucy helped me pick him out.

Fiona: Yeah?

Liam: Yup. Landon and I took her down yesterday to the shelter when you thought she was at ballet

Fiona: So she played hooky for ballet or she didn't actually have ballet?

Liam: Hooky. But Landon made her plie all the way to the shelter.

Fiona: Uh-huh.

Liam: [smiles] We wanted to surprise you.

Fiona: Well, I was very surprised.

Liam: Do you like him?

Fiona: I do. We're gonna have to get to know each other a bit, but he's a good boy.

Liam: Yeah he is, but he slobbers a lot.

Fiona: So did Bob. We'll figure it out.

Liam: Well, I also got all the things a growing puppy needs. Its hidden in dad’s office.

Fiona: Thank you. I'm sure he'll be making a lot of the old stuff his own too.

Liam: True.

Fiona: And he can have play dates with Chewie.

Liam: Cora will love that.

Fiona: Might as well keep all the puppies together.

Liam: Yes.

Derek: Who wants breakfast?

Fiona: Me!

Lucy: Me too!

Jacob: Me fee!

Liam: I'll go wake up sleeping beauty.

Landon: [only if you have to. Landon doesn't necessarily need to eat]

Liam: [no, but Liam likes kissing his princess awake]

Landon: [but sleep though]

Liam: [pressing his lips against Landon's, a gentle hand along his cheek]

Landon: Mmmmm. Too early.

Liam: I know, but breakfast is ready and there is a puppy downstairs who wants to love all over you.

Landon: Not hungry.

Liam: Not even for dad's pancakes? [kisses him again]

Landon: They are not better than sleep.

Liam: Well, if that's the case, I guess I'll just eat your share.

Landon: Mmmm. [and he will smirk a bit] Enjoy.

Liam: [shakes his head and chuckles] You're so lazy.

Landon: Don't judge me.

Liam: I always judge you. [plays with his hair] Just in that loving way.

Landon: [shakes his head as he pushes up onto his elbows] Did you really want me to get up?

Liam: Well, it is Mother’s Day and Mom does like having all her kids downstairs.

Landon: Fine, fine. I'll get dressed.

Liam: [leans in the kiss him properly] Love you.

Landon: Love you too.

Liam: [grins and goes to head downstairs before they run out of bacon]

Landon: [and he'll eventually pull himself into some clothing and making his way downstairs]

Derek: Good morning, Landon. Coffee's hot and ready for you.

Landon: You are a gentleman and a scholar.

Derek: True on both counts. [smirks and helps cut up Jacob's pancakes]

Jacob: Don! Don!

Landon: Yes, Jacob.

Jacob: [and he is going to blow kisses at Landon]

Landon: [and he will make a dramatic show of catching one, and placing it over his heart]

Puppy: [and he is going to be under the table looking for food because I SMELL BACON]

Landon: [will totally feed him that bacon. that's puppy safe right?]

Derek: [It won't poison him but he will develop bad habits, thanks]

Landon: [he has to make him love him somehow]

Puppy: [best human ever totally licking fingers and rubbing against Landon's legs]

Landon: [good boy. he will totally reach down and give him a gentle side rub]

Liam: [looks over and chuckles, knowing what you're doing]

Landon: [wooing people is what he does, okay?]

Liam: [he knows, but he will also stab you if you give the puppy the last piece of bacon over him]

Landon: [don't worry, the puppy isn't getting all of it]

Liam: [good, because he's going to reach for the last piece unless anyone objects?]

Lucy: [nope. your little sister still doesn't like bacon]

Jacob: [what's bacon?]

Derek: [looks up] Ask your mother first.

Fiona: [waves her hand] I'm good with the pancakes.

Liam: Dad?

Derek: Go ahead.

Liam: [OM NOM NOM]

Fiona: [smirks] Good to see your appetite hasn't changed.

Liam: Same metabolism. Plus I swear Dad does something to the bacon that I can't find anywhere.

Fiona: He cooks it?

Derek: It's my secret blend of herbs and spices.

Landon: I don't do herbs and spices on bacon.

Derek: You've eaten my bacon before so don't act like you don't like it.

Landon: Oh, no, I love your bacon. I just don't cook it.

Derek: Well, I can show you how before you go. It can be our secret

Landon: Deal.

Liam: [and he wins in the end yay]