tracking } { feel the noise

[braveandstupid]

"So, your brother worships the ground you walk on, just so you know."

"Elena, I love you, I really do, but sometimes you're adorably clueless."

"I also found this guy wandering around and brought him home. Figured safer with us than a life on the streets."

"Well, yeah, but totally use this for like, charity work or something. The fund for orphans of kids whose parents died in like, the windmill apocalypse."

"I had a houseguest I barely saw, but otherwise nothing different."

"Well, you're staring at it like you expect it to spontaneously start ringing."

"So, I'm staging an intervention and dragged my sister a thousand miles so you better let us in."

"You stick with the caffeine. I need protein."

"Sure, alright. Elena Gilbert, Vampire Hunter."

"Feed? That thing was going to eat me?!"

"Think of it as a test run for college."

"Never underestimate what Caroline Forbes will or won't do."

"Just remember anything involving exotic animals and explosives will attract the press."

"Goodnight, Damon. Just ... go."

"Are you wanting me to... eat my burger off you?"

"If it helps, Stefan is the good Salvatore and Rebekah hates Klaus as much as we do?"

"I got here. Let's not make me sick in the process."

"So when you say doppelganger, that means you have an exact duplicate evil twin, right?"

"Because it's clear at this point that I only want you for your body."

"Damnit I'm just going to buy a new house."

"Ahhh. The power of the world wide web."

"That was a Matt Donovan special."

“Don’t be nervous. It’s going to be fine.”