puppy love } { of batman and tights

[impetere]

Ben: [and he will come home in his Batman costume, running in with cape waving] BEST DAY EVER.

Cora: [glances up with a grin] Yeah? You guys have fun?

Ben: Uh huh. We went everywhere! I even got to go into the bat cave.

Cora: Wow! That sounds amazing.

Stiles: [and he will enter, looking exhausted and his tights are literally clinging to his body] It was a good day, but maybe a bit too hot.

Cora: [sympathetic face] Oh honey.

Ben: Can we have pizza for dinner?! [he has had a lot of sugar today]

Cora: Sure thing. What kind do you guys want?

Ben: Batman only eats pepperoni.

Cora: How about Robin?

Stiles: Robin is fine with anything as long as he can wear Dick Grayson's wardrobe again.

Cora: You may. [and she picks up her phone to order them some pizza]

Stiles: [and he will go to change and realize he has a very, very bad problem since no one told him to put baby powder on his legs]

Cora: [and the pizza will arrive and she'll set Ben down with a plate and some pizza before heading back to the bedroom] Stiles, what do you want to drink?

Stiles: [and he is on the floor, trying to rip the tights with his strength] Water.

Cora: [tips her head to the side] You okay ...?

Stiles: They are stuck to my skin. I can't get them off.

Cora: Oh … honey. [and she'll slip inside and close the door behind her] You want some help?

Stiles: Yes. Freakin’ ex world class spy and I am taken down by a pair of tights. This is embarrassing.

Cora: It happens to everyone when they're learning to navigate the complicated world of women's fashion. Stand up.

Stiles: [and he will do so] How you do this I'll never know.

Cora: I don't do tights anymore. I haven't since I was eight. [and she will reach over and yank them down as fast as she can]

Stiles: [and he is so grateful that he wore underwear but that totally pulled all the flesh between his legs and he bit into his arm to muffle a scream]

Cora: [and she'll pull back with a sympathetic face] You okay?

Stiles: [high pitched] No.

Cora: Let me get you some more comfortable pants.

Stiles: Mmhmm. [he's not going to be sitting down for awhile]

Cora: [and she'll retrieve some soft sweats and leave them out for him]

Stiles: [and he will gently put them on, so tender. so so tender] I'll be out in a minute. Keep Ben from eating everything in sight.

Cora: Will do. [and she heads back out to where her son is] How're we doing, bud?

Ben: [has his face full of pizza ad tries to speak around it]

Cora: [she laughs] Chew and swallow first, kiddo.

Ben: [and he will give a big swallow] I really love pizza.

Cora: You and me both, kiddo.

Ben: Can we just have pizza every day?

Cora: [she hesitates for a moment, before shaking her head] No.

Ben: Why not?

Cora: Because too much pizza can be bad for you.

Ben: But it has all the food groups! You have bread, tomatoes, meat, and cheese! it's a perfect food.

Cora: But it also has lots of fat and oils, which you should only have a little bit of every so often, and there's no vegetables.

Ben: It says fruits AND vegetables on the triangle!

Cora: You still need to eat green stuff.

Ben: But not all veggies are green.

Cora: No, but green veggies have lots of vitamins that you can't get anywhere else.

Ben: [and he will think a moment] Ok, we can add broccoli to the pizza.

Cora: [she laughs] You're still not eating pizza every day.

Stiles: [there is so much laughter coming from the other room as he listens in]

Ben: Every other day?

Cora: No. Once a week is your pizza limit.

Ben: [puppy pouting a go]

Cora: When you're older and are buying and making your own food, you can eat whatever you want. But until then, you're at the mercy of me, kiddo.

Ben: But that's so far away.

Cora: You gotta earn it.

Ben: No fair. I'm Batman, Mom, and Batman only eats pepperoni pizza.

Cora: You're only Batman tonight. Tomorrow you get back to being Ben Hale.

Ben: I'm always Batman. [said in dark, gravely voice]

Stiles: Yes, well I'm not always Robin. [and he will look a lot more normal now]

Cora: [she shakes her head] Okay, bud.

Ben: [and he is going to go back to inhaling his pizza while Stiles reaches for a slice]

Cora: [and she'll go and grab some pizza for herself as well] You want anything to drink, Stiles?

Stiles: [he wants alcohol but] Water's fine. I probably need an IV of it.

Cora: Water it is. [goes to get him a glass]

Stiles: [and he leans over and whispers to Ben that he has better luck convincing grandpa to get him pizza for every meal. He knows you can hear him, Cora. But he's trying to stop Ben pouting]

Cora: [yep, and she'll pretend she doesn't because she doesn't want Ben to pout either]

Stiles: [and they both know tomorrow hamburgers will be his favorite food anyway]

Cora: [of course they will]

Ben: [and after dinner he will slowly start to crash]

Cora: [and she will go to put him to bed]

Stiles: [and he will put the food away and do the dishes and then hobble to the couch with a bag of peas between his legs]

Cora: [and once Ben is asleep she'll make her way back out again and smirk] How're you doing?

Stiles: How long does it take to regrow a layer of skin?

Cora: You're going to be sore for a bit, but you'll be fine.

Stiles: [sighs and leans his head back] I guess there goes our plans tonight.

Cora: [a small sympathetic look] We don't have to ditch all of them.

Stiles: Well, what do you want to do?

Cora: [she shrugs a bit as she leans in to kiss him] We can still watch a movie.

Stiles: [kisses her back] That would be nice.

Cora: [she nods as she continues to kiss him] What movie do you want?

Stiles: Force Awakens?

Cora: Star Wars?

Stiles: Yes.

Cora: Sure.

Stiles: [and he will get the remote and fire up the netflix]

Cora: [and she will curl up next to him and get comfortable]

Stiles: [and they can watch the movie because he needs to catch Cora up on Star Wars before he introduces Ben to them]

Cora: [and hopefully a seven year old isn't sneaking glances and is still dead asleep]

Ben: [dead to world, still in batman costume like little kids do]

Cora: [good]

Stiles: [and he will explain things as needed]

Cora: [it's been a very long time since she's done Star Wars, so that will be needed]

Stiles: [and he will walk her through it because come on, it's Star Wars]

Cora: [well, no she remembers the basics of the original trilogy, okay, but sometimes she needs to have her memory jogged]

Stiles: [and SW is the one thing that Stiles doesn't get distracted or try to start making out during]

Cora: [which is a shame because she really wanted to do that]

Stiles: [she will have to distract him]

Cora: [well, she will definitely try, nuzzling at his neck a bit]

Stiles: [and he will tilt his head to give her better access]

Cora: [and then she will start to give him a little more devoted attention, nibbling at his pulse point]

Stiles: [and he will groan, shifting as his hands go to run along her body]

Cora: [she smiles a bit at that as she tips her head up to kiss him]

Stiles: [kisses her back, and yeah, he's totally getting turned on]

Cora: [she was hoping he'd feel that way, and after a bit she'll pull back] Bedroom?

Stiles: Yeah. Just go slowly.

Cora: [she nods and slowly gets to her feet, pulling him with her as they head back to her room]

Stiles: [and he will walk bow legged and slowly, whimpering]

Cora: [smirks a bit as she nudges him towards her bed, before closing the door behind her] Poor baby.

Stiles: Did you suffer these kinds of injuries parenting?

Cora: That child forced his way out of my body when he was born. You don't want to know the aftermath of that.

Stiles: Probably a good thing.

Cora: [she nods] So while I have no doubt you're in pain - [she makes her way closer and moves to straddle his waist] - I will win every time.

Stiles: [he could try and compare his injuries from being a spy but there is a loud voice in his head saying this is NOT the time to do that.] I'll concede that to you

Cora: Smart boy. [and she leans in to kiss him again. wait until she gives birth while you're mate bonded, Stiles, then you might reassess that]

Stiles: [torture by terrorists. Be glad you didn't get bonded at 18. But no, kissing is nice. so nice]

Cora: [yes, let's focus on nice things, like your girlfriend letting her hands wander to touch you more]

Stiles: [and he will join her in that touching, working to get her clothing off piece by piece]

Cora: [and she will do the same with him, before nudging him back on the bed more as she reaches for a condom] Is this okay?

Stiles: Yeah. My penis doesn't hurt. It’s the thighs around it.

Cora: Okay. [and she leans in to kiss him again, her hand wandering down to brush against him]

Stiles: [and he will arch up in her hand because she knows how to touch him just right]

Cora: [and eventually she will slide the condom on, then slide onto him with a soft moan against his lips]

Stiles: [and he will close his eyes and groan, his head falling back against the pillow]

Cora: [she always the look of him when that happens, her head lowering to nip against his neck gently as she moves her hips against him]

Stiles: [and he will reach up to run his hands along her ribs before caressing her breasts]

Cora: [which draws all kinds of soft sounds from her as she continues to move against him, just soaking in the contact as she gets closer to the edge]

Stiles: [and as she draws herself closer, she pulls him to his edge as well, and his fingers tighten on her breasts to squeeze her nipples as he is almost there]

Cora: [she moans in response and with a few more thrusts she's tumbling over the edge with a happy cry]

Stiles: [and he joins her, and when he is done he will guide her to lay on top of him]

Cora: [and she settles softly, resting her head against his chest] This okay?

Stiles: Yeah, I like this a lot. It's just my legs you need to be careful about.

Cora: Okay. [and she relaxes and tries not to brush his legs so she can't ... relax completely, which doesn't make this comfortable and eventually she just pushes up slowly] I'm sorry, I need to shift a bit.

Stiles: Okay. [and he will shift with her as needed]

Cora: [yep, and she will resettle, still with her head against his shoulder still, one leg draped over his hip where it's safe, and settling in between his] Good?

Stiles: Very good.

Cora: Good. [and she brushes a kiss against his shoulder]

Stiles: [smiles] I love you.

Cora: I love you too.

Stiles: We should probably get some sleep before he wakes up again.

Cora: [she nods a bit as she reaches to tug the covers up] He'll probably want pancakes in the morning.

Stiles: When doesn't he want pancakes?

Cora: Sometimes he goes for cereal.

Stiles: True. But he seems addicted to pancakes.

Cora: He's in that picky phase, so I figure it doesn't hurt to indulge him in some things.

Stiles: Nah, it doesn't. My mom did that for me all the time. Why do you think I like curly fries so much?

Cora: [she laughs] Well, at least pancakes are semi healthy.

Stiles: He does like blueberries in them.

Cora: He does. But he likes chocolate chips more.

Stiles: Of course. I do too.

Cora: [she shakes her head] You enable him way more than I do.

Stiles: I can try to put bananas on mine? I do like them.

Cora: How about we just save chocolate chips for special occasions. Or bribery.

Stiles: We can do that.

Cora: Good. [she tips her head up] Also, are you saying I should bribe you with curly fries?

Stiles: I am easily bribed with them, so yes.

Cora: Then I have all the tools I need.

Stiles: So you know what I'm easily bribed with. What about you?

Cora: That's for me to know and you to figure out.

Stiles: Well, I know bacon is high up there.

Cora: That's just a biological necessity.

Stiles: And my sweet, sexy kisses?

Cora: I don't know if I could say that I could be bribed with those.

Stiles: Really? [leans over to kiss her]

Cora: [she kisses him back, before shaking her head, teasing] Nope, I'm not sure I'm feeling it.

Stiles: [pouts]

Cora: [smirks as she leans in to kiss him again] You'll figure it out. I have faith in you.

Stiles: [he probably already knows, he just needs to remember]

Cora: [yes, and he doesn't have to do it right now.]

Stiles: [no, because right now he's happier just snuggling up and going to sleep]

Cora: [which they will do and hopefully Ben won't come charging in on his naked parents in the morning]

Ben: [Nope, he's going to be playing with his legos and zoo animals to be able to recreate the other day]

Cora: [good boy. eventually she'll wake up and get dressed before making her way out] Hey, bud. What are you building?

Ben: The zoo.

Cora: Oh yeah? [she goes to sit down next to him] Cool.

Ben: [and he will point out the path he and Stiles had taken yesterday and obviously the penguins have the biggest section]

Cora: Sounds like you guys had a really good time.

Ben: Uh huh. it was a lot of fun.

Cora: Good, I'm glad. Your dad really loves spending time with you.

Ben: I like spending time with dad too. I just wish he didn't have to always go away for work trips.