spamalot } { of clocks and growing babies

[impetere]

( Why do people have clocks anymore, grandma? You have the time on your phone. )

regency au } { of oncoming arrivals and expanding families

[impetere]

( I am just having a bath drawn. Would you care to join me? )

regency au } { of sons and missing family

[hereditare]

( Congratulations, my lord. You have a son. )

canon au } { post-512: damnatio memoriae

[hereditare]

( We're understaffed and half the office is freaking out - I don't think they're about to argue with me when no one got hurt. )

canon au } { post-512, of returning enemies and plans of attack

[arbalete]

( And how is this supposed to make things better, exactly? )