The Picket Fence Cliche

Peter & Kate

“At least he’s handsome.”

“The wedding. You were falling asleep.”

“Coming to sour my win with your presence, Lady Argent?”

Stiles & Cora

"Just ignore him - he's all bluster, no bite."

"Because it would be improper for it to be your brother."

"Well, there are days in which you both act as if you were raised by wolves."

"Try and stay out of Lord Whittemore's sight. I'm afraid I put him in a foul mood, and I would hate to further ruin his evening."

"And hopefully knowing we didn't take advantage of his passing out to eat his liver probably will help too."

"The nobility have a lot of luxuries, Master Stiles. But apparently love is something one that only the common folk can afford."

"You really need to stop doing that."

"Can we just watch the joust and not have you sit here and judge my life choices?"

"Remember that talk we had about consequences?"

"Are you picking up strays off the road again?"

"I don't have much to pack, you realize."

"I rather enjoy watching you sharpen your fangs before you have to deal with Lord Hale and his insufferable attitude myself."

"Beyond feeling like a preened peacock and worrying that my clothing is going to actively take my life or dignity... so far it has been working well."

"You should write me regardless. I am curious about how you use your own words."

"Lord Hale continues to be constantly offended by our presence. And I may enjoy it a little too much."

"You should have let her sleep."

"Lady Argent, you do realize that we will kill each other in a fortnight."

"There really isn't anything about this marriage that doesn't stink, beyond the lack of war."

"I heard you're going to marry Kate Argent."

"Me?!"

"Make sure she's not married off to someone completely worthless."

"Think I can steal you away?"

"I believe she is dealing with an existential crisis, my lord."

"I didn't feel nothing."

"Yes. I just needed some fresh air."

"I was wondering if I could speak to you about something."

“What are you doing?”

“Stop the carriage.”

"I probably have to deal with chicken disputes tomorrow."

"You know, this place seems too happy. It creeps me out."

"That ... is a cape."

"The water is lovely. Care to join me?"

"Just stop overthinking it and follow your own heart."

“You’ll have to adjust for the wind.”

Your illustrious little spy has gone to great pains to keep your identity a secret, and I have elected not to punish or torture him for the information.

"Trying to make sure that my lord brother does not do irrevocable damage to the family name is more of a calling."

"M’lady, if we wait too much longer, we will surely miss your entrance."

"Well, perhaps when you do return, you can provide me some company to help prevent me from turning into a complete degenerate?"

"You're also in a dress. Are you sure you can do this without hurting yourself?"

"She is a woman intent on perfection and I am not going to get in her way."

"There was a rumor that I had a beautiful lady wife waiting for me in our chambers."

"So I've heard. It's all very King Arthur."

"You're not getting me into trouble. I'm inviting it."

"I didn't call you a liar. I called you a cheater."

“You are far too clothed for a woman on her honeymoon.”

"And I prefer my friends without holes in them."

"Well, the dead knights are, but I'm not planning on being that either."

"How can she hear us over all the screaming! I can barely hear myself."

"Before we know it there will be children everywhere."

"She has good lungs at least."

"If I didn't know any better, Lord Hale, I would almost mistake that for you saying you care."

"The lady wants nothing more, especially after he was gone for so long."

"Well, then I may have to hold onto your gift until you're finished."

"And once again, it is proven in the Hale Manor, the Lord is easily swayed by the whims of his lady."

"But when I have such a beautiful muse, the mood comes."

"Amazing what happens when you find the right woman."

"I barely recognized you without Amelia attached to your hip."

"I was worried she was going to take my horse from me and ride hard the last few miles here."

"It's a girl."

"There's Daddy's big girl!"

"I uh... I'm here to enter into negotiations for Lady Cora's hand in marriage."

"Lord Parrish, Lord Hensington wishes a private audience with you."

"You would think it would be easier to get rabbits but they are quick little things."

"It's winter. We never have company in the winter."

"I'm not here to harm you. I'm looking for my wife."

"Who's there?"

"We're in the North. Things have always been different in the north."

"This is all ... very overwhelming."

"Yes, that is um... Derek is really an amazing knight and what he is able to teach his knights."

“You are supposed to be resting.”

"Such warm greetings after all this time. I missed you as well, Elena."

"Well, we did say that my uncle could make this a large occasion to grant us the small wedding."

"I'm glad you liked them, though I'm not sure your stomach feels the same."

"She's gone. She's gone and I... I don't know where to start looking for her."

"I swear, you'd think we live in a barn."

"Beyond the fact I'm a stubborn son of a bitch?"

"It feels like we only went to sleep an hour ago."

"What? What's wrong with the gala?"

"I got you a present while I was in the markets."

"I am just having a bath drawn. Would you care to join me?"

"It feels so strange, having a child of my own when I barely feel more than a child myself."

"Congratulations, my lord. You have a son."

"I can hear the baby."

"We’re here, sweetie."

"Do you hear something sweetie?"

"Well hello, son. I don't think you're ready for these just yet..."

"You know, no matter what you do, you're always going to be beautiful."

"Darlings. Where is your mother?"

"I am, and it seems just in time to be able to care for my beautiful ladies."

"Whoa there, son. Don't reach too far."

"Do you think you can take him out for the egg hunt?"

"Ben, come back here!"

"Sorry for keeping you waiting, love."

"Talia, no! It's not time yet."

"Are you alright?"

"Did I fall asleep on you again?"

"Are you busy?"

"I just got word... how is she?"

"Be gentle with her, Ben. She's not as strong as you are."

"How's everyone doing?"

"Ben, I thought you were going to take a nap?"

"I was thinking of going down to the Falls. Would you like to come with me?"

"If you want, I can call it off and bury him in the forest."

"That smells delicious."

"Benjamin, do not make me ask you again."

"Healthy lungs."

"So what is the first thing you want to do when we get to Oslo?"

"Exactly. And don't worry, Thor here is a good horse. He won't go too fast."

“Anything interesting?”

“Why is everyone convinced we are going to have another girl?”

“There you are.”

Malia & Liam

"If I'm not mistaken, that's young Liam over there with that horse."

"I can take care of myself."

"M'lady, can I have a word with you?"

"It's about Lady Malia. Well, more about Lord Theo."

"He needs to learn his place and you cannot give yourself away because of this scum."

"Why are you following me?"

“Enjoying the evening’s festivities?”

“We shouldn’t go to Ireland.”

"Lady Malia, welcome home."

"Do you have a moment?"

"I didn't mean to interrupt."

"You wouldn't happen to know what kind of hornet's nest I'm walking into here, would you?"

"So do I finally get to know what's going on with Peter?"

“Where are we going?”

Sam & Patience

"Are you alright?"

"But the sword fighting is this way...?"

"Is something wrong?"

"Here we go, this will be your weapon while we train."

"Relax."

“Are you ready?”

"It won't be that bad."

“You’re brooding. I thought I very clearly outlawed brooding the day I married you.”

"Apologies, my lord. I didn't see you there."

"It seems we are here, my lady."

“We need to talk about your prospects.”

"I hope you haven't been waiting too long. I just got back from town."

“Alright, everyone, gather round!”

"What are you doing here?"

"- will have to discuss it with my husband, and even then he won't have the final say. This will have to go to Laura."

"Are you busy?"

"Welcome to Hale Manor, m'ladies."

"Good morning, Lord Stilinski."

"I'm sure I could find a way to spill wine on the lot of them, if you wish."

"Any word?"

"That one is my mother's. My father bought it for her when he was courting her."

"You shouldn't be up on the roof like that. The knights might mistake you for an invading pack."

“I need to go home.”

"You know, she's told me about how grand her father's manor is, but I never imagined it looking like this."

"Marcel said there's a house we can use. Josie and Landon have already gone to set up."

"What the hell was that?"

"Thank you for coming."

"You two doing well?"

"Where's your aunt? Someone is in the lab."

"Something's wrong."

"Things are going that well?"

"Oh good. You're awake."

"Liam. What can I do for you?"

"Shall we indulge in some flower crowns?"

"I wished to apologize again, for the unfortunate turn our evening took."

"I haven't seen your intended since I left to the island, then home."

"I didn't mean to disturb you. I was just looking for my cat."

"I think we need to talk about this."

"We're almost there."

"So explain the memories that you're looking for."